Season
Episode
- Episode 1: High Pitched Girls
- Episode 2: The Crappiest Gardner in the World
- Episode 3: Helium Week In Review
- Episode 4: Gargling for Dollars
- Episode 5: Really Bad Gymnastics
- Episode 6: Corporate Big Wigs
- Episode 7: Aerobic Preacher
- Episode 8: The Painful Gourmet
- Episode 9: Grateful Dead Party Machine
- Episode 10: Thighmaster Forum
- Episode 11: Budget Taxidermy
- Episode 12: America's Greatest Air Guitar Solos
- Episode 13: Alive! The Story of the Mercer Island Survivors
- Episode 14: The Problem With Michelle Pfeiffer
- Episode 15: The Buffalo Bills' Welcome Home Party
- Episode 16: The World's Most Sickening Couple
- Episode 17: Guess What I Stuffed Down My Pants
- Episode 18: Running With Scissors
- Episode 19: Northern Exposure
- Episode 20: Rescue 911 Foul-Up Bleeps & Blunders
- Episode 21: Great Artists of Fife
- Episode 22: Men Who Design Women's Swimsuits
- Episode 23: Wild Kingdom Intro
- Episode 24: The Near Sighted Dart Tournament
- Episode 25: Corporate Stairmaster
- Episode 26: Australian Rules Golf
Almost Live! Season 9 Running With Scissors
Almost Live! was a local sketch comedy television show in Seattle, Washington, USA, produced and broadcast by NBC affiliate KING-TV from 1984 to 1999. A re-packaged version of the show also aired on Comedy Central from 1992 to 1993, and episodes aired on WGRZ-TV in the late 1990s. The show was broadcast on Saturday nights at 11:30, pushing Saturday Night Live back to midnight. The show is now aired in reruns by the Seattle NBC affiliate following Saturday Night Live.
